They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Gunter Grass
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
Talk is cheap - until lawyers get involved.
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
The early bird might get the worm, but it's the night owl that gets the tequila.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
When you lend your power to someone else, there is nothing to prevent them from using it against you.
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
Old Age and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Never pull the same trick twice, unless they are expecting it. Then pull the same trick twice.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
