Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
Thank God for the IRS. Without them I’d be stinking rich!
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority over yourself.
Joseph Sobran
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
An armed society is a polite society.
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?