Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Talk is cheap - until lawyers get involved.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority over yourself.
Joseph Sobran
If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.
Gerald Ford
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
Thank God for the IRS. Without them I’d be stinking rich!
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
The early bird might get the worm, but it's the night owl that gets the tequila.