Redneck Haiku

Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry, that you can easily find more information about anywhere on the Web.

Well, my beautiful Hawaiian wife asked me if there was such a thing as redneck haiku. Having written a couple some 20+ years ago, I immediately proceeded to assail her with the two that I remembered. After recovering from the initial shock, she asked me to write some more.

Here you go. Enjoy!

Ducks overhead
Shotguns raised on high
Plum blossoms fall

Youre pretty
Six shots, four beers
Its closing time

Wide river rages
Going to jump it on ATV
Hold my beer

Untimely death
Cause was being stupid
Alcohol was involved

No! Stop! Wait!
Overflowing tube top
Thats your cousin

Strippers all night
My money is gone
Lets have breakfast

Taking steps in Masonry

Ive mentioned in one post before that I am following my fathers, grandfathers, and at least one great-grandfathers footsteps by becoming a Freemason. I started the process in January and finally completed the basic process in March.

Between each of the three degrees I was required to learn a recite a lecture describing the degree I had gone through. The third degree lecture was optional, but necessary to visit other Lodges where they don’t know you and no one can vouch for you. These lectures are not written down and must be learned from mouth to ear.

When I received my Master Mason, one of the things I was awarded was a book of the rituals of Freemasonry in Tennessee, each state being different. I have had my nose in this book ever since. Now, after three months, I am ready to tackle a small part of a degree work. Bigger than some, smaller than others. Im memorizing three paragraphs of lecturing, and starting to realize what I have gotten into.

Freemasonry is a men’s fraternity that is united in the belief that there is a Supreme Being. Who that is is up to each person. The brother who sponsored me in is a Pagan, so you can see how open we are.

One thing I have found is that you get out of it what you put into it. Learning the parts of degree work, mentoring those who aren’t Master Masons yet, and just the fellowship gives me an enormous emotional boost after visiting the Lodge. In each of the degrees, I have sworn to many things, mainly to support other Masons wherever I may find them.

If you want to know more, let me know and I’ll see what I can’t do.

Its time for Conservatives to make a stand

The time for rescuing our country is quickly closing. Our debt is climbing at a hundred thousand dollars every 3.5 seconds, the load is, as I write this, per citizen is $42,328. And its going up by a dollar every 40 minutes. Thats $36 a day every citizen is owing that much in their fair share of the national debt.

We dont have a Liberal President, he is an unabashed Socialist. He has openly acclaimed his distain for private business, and favors taxing the rich until they are rich no more. If you and your spouse are making $50,000+ each per year, guess what? Youre rich.

Our illustrious President is an integral part of the corrupt Chicago political machine, where union thugs are used to enforce the will of those in charge, namely President Obama. But you have to wonder, whos on the other end of his Blackberry? Obama fought hard to keep it, and as the most powerful man in the world, you dont need email, you have dozens of staffers doing mundane tasks as that. Unless you want to keep the man behind the curtain back there. President Obama is communicating with somebody, and it is likely outside of a .gov email address.

The expansion of Federal (and personal Presidential) power is growing by leaps and bounds, all be Executive order, or by union force. Obama has taken over personal control of the banking industry, the auto industry, and the health care industry. Unless he is stopped, he will have enforced massive and detailed governmental control over every large industry on American soil.

Remember these things when it comes Election Day. Everyone says Throw the bums out! except for their Congressman, hes okay. If he voted for the bailout(s) and the health care bill, hes not okay, he needs to go, and your vote, when applied to his opposing candidate, counts towards getting rid of him. Dont sit home and think everyone else will vote him out, YOU HAVE TO.

Remember what Conservatives stand for. Smaller government, Cutting Federal spending. Having a surplus, not deficit. Paying off, not expanding the debt. Lower taxes. Helping those who cannot help themselves. Giving a hand up, not a hand out to those who can help themselves.

These are not mutually exclusive things. Lower taxes means more economic growth, which results in more tax revenues, not less. With cutting spending, increased tax revenues mans we can start paying off our debt. Helping those who are disabled is Gods work, and is a necessary duty of government. It is understood there is times when a family or a citizen falls on hard times and cannot support themselves. This is when a hand up should be offered. Retraining, or other temporary help is dictated at this point. However, those who existing for years on food stamps or give birth to child after child to increase income from the government do not deserve this help.

For those of you who might think Im a hypocrite, Let me explain a few things. I became disabled in January 1999. And I remained on that disability until December 2008. That disability money went to my family because I could not support them. I was working, part time the first moment I could. I worked continuously from that point until I was able to be hired at a job that paid enough so that I could support myself and my family. Thats when my disability stopped. This is the definition of a hand up, not a hand out. I did not sit on my butt waiting for the Welfare check to come, I was out there humping it as best I could, every second I could.

Some people, due to their mental illness, developmental disability or physical disability will never be able to work. Those who will never be able to work deserve help. Those who can work, but who are illiterate because they chose to be by dropping out of school to join a gang, or have a baby, they need to live with the consequences of their actions.

As an additional disclosure, when I bought my home, I took part in that $8,000 first time home buyers program. This is another instance of a hand up, not hand out. I would have bought this home without that tax credit, but it enabled me to purchase better appliances, and hold on to more savings for those expenses that a homeowner inevitably has. I did not buy a home that I could not reasonably afford, on a note that Im paying off early. I have been a good steward of the money entrusted to me by the government.

Back to our original point. There are hands up, and there are hands out. Know the difference.

Cutting the budget back is going to hurt everybody. It will quite possibly cause a lot of chaos for a period of time. But when we, as a people, come out of that time realizing that we have been living on credit cards for too long, we will be a stronger country.

The first step is we have to get rid of the entitlement mentality. We have to restore a sense of the rugged individualism that this country was founded upon. Once we get on that road, we will be moving toward greatness again.

I have told my son multiple times, when faced with a decision, the hard choice is the right choice at least 99% of the time. We have taken the easy choice for far too long.

Cowboy up, America.

iPad case keyboard review

I just got the protective case for the iPad yesterday. I ordered it back about 3 weeks ago, it took this long to make it in China and ship it to me FedEx. It actually showed up a week early, so I was happy about that. Like the iPad, there were no instructions, other than a picture on how to slide the iPad into its case and tuck the little flap behind it.

The case is very minimalist. It has a tab on the back where you tuck the cover into, and that provides an angled iPad, making it easier to see and type on the on-screen keyboard. It will also flip almost straight up so you can use the Bluetooth keyboard and/or view movies. My only complaint is the fact that the Home button is on the left instead of the right when you use the on-screen keyboard. But, if you use it upright, the Home button is on the right.

Simple, direct, intuitive, like most Apple products. I like it. The only question is how many flip arounds the case can take before failing. Ill let you know in 30-60 days.

The Apple wireless keyboard is another piece of Apple technology that I have acquired for the iPad. It uses Bluetooth to communicate with the iPad, and it is also very minimalist. It did come with an instruction manual, but I just tossed that aside and hooked it up. I turned Bluetooth on in the iPad, hit the power button on the right side of the keyboard, and selected the keyboard when the iPad detected it. It then performed flawlessly. It comes with its first load of batteries already in the keyboard (2x AA) so that tells you the keyboard shuts off automatically when no one is pressing the keys. Once Ive gone through a couple sets of batteries, Ill be able to know how long they last.

Between the base model, accessories, books and apps, I have spent close to $700 on this thing. Its still a deal. It does everything a laptop would, with some additional functionality that a laptop cannot do. I have already described the mild shortcomings of this machine, so there is no reason to go into it again.

The main thing is, I am productive and having fun while doing it. Thats the first and second criteria. I am productive, so I get things done. I am having fun while doing it, which means I will use it more than if I was productive and hated it. Thats what counts.

Vacation

I spent this past week on vacation from my daytime job. Just because, however, I took time off from the job does not mean that I actually took some time off and did nothing, or took a vacation somewhere.

I spent this past week, delivering my son to a class, the dentist (twice!) and the doctor for a physical. Then my wife wanted to go plant shopping. In the week leading up to this vacation, I developed (and downloaded an iPad app) a to-do list of things that I wanted to get done. Things like clean and organize my office, clean out the garage and things like that.

I am proud to say that I managed to complete 24 of 31 items. That was no small feat. That averaged out to five items a day. And I still have Sunday to knock out another one or two items. The rest will have to wait for Monday nights and Sundays, as those are the only times I am home and not asleep.

So, I am back off to work Monday morning. I’m looking forward to the rest.

iPad day 25

I am more and more amazed with this device every day. The iPad fills the bill. If you have a laptop, or if you have need of using a thumb drive/CD/DVD on the road, this is not for you. If you want mobile computing that turns on and off like a light, then this is for you. I prefer this to my company laptop when it comes to personal computing. I dont have to wait for Windoze to boot up, or shut down when Im done.

The question of to 3G or not to 3G is one based on circumstances. If you can jump from Wi-Fi hot spot when you need Internet, then you dont need it. If you cant find hotspots, then you might want to consider 3G, if you can afford the extra cost and monthly data plan.

The phrase theres an app for that is very true. Of the 95% of the things I need this to do, I have found an application that fills the bill. I even bought the Bluetooth keyboard, and the only gripe I have with it is the special things like hitting Space twice to get a period only works with the on-board keyboard.

My final words on this: Two Thumbs Up. If you are thinking about mobile computing, and you dont need stuff like mentioned above, get this device. You wont regret it.

Theres an App for that!

Well, I just discovered that there is a WordPress App for the iPad. It allows me to post directly into the blog, without going through the normal web interface. This is just a test to see how it works.

An Anti-Rant Rant

This has got me hot under the collar: Randy Haspel’s The Rant. Now, the Memphis Flyer routinely mocks Conservativeism, and I accept that. After all, freedom means other people will do things that you don’t like. And they certainly have the freedom to make fools of themselves. And they do, to anybody who can think for themselves.

This “article,” appropriately titled, attempts to make fun of The Great Communicator, Ronald Reagan. Like I said, anybody with a modicum of free thought can see that the author is way off in Left field.

President Reagan said, “Government is not the solution to the problem, government is the problem.” This was his response to the expansion of the government in prior years. The federal government has and had no business in “helping” individual citizens. Perhaps he was thinking of this James Madison quote:

“The powers delegated by the proposed Constitution to the federal government are few and defined. Those which are to remain in the State governments are numerous and indefinite.” – Federalist Papers, No. 45, January 26, 1788

In other words, “promote the general walfare” does not mean “PROVIDE for the general welfare,” which is where Liberals interested in “helping” the poor hung their provberial hat on the Constitution. And after 50 years, trillions of dollars spent on social programs, transfer payments and so on, what has it really changed? Other than to create a perpetual underclass, barely surviving and totally dependent on the trickle of money coming out of Washington.

Don’t get me wrong, there are people who do need help, like those who are unable to provide for themselves. But those should not be confused with those who won’t provide for themselves. Or they made extremely stupid decisions, like getting pregnant at 16, or not finishing school. Those actions do not have the negative consequences that they should.

Back to The Rant. Reagans “trickle-down” economics worked. Just like when JFK did it. And Dubya. In all three cases, when tax rates were cut, there was a long sustained growth in the economy and taxes collected outstripped the forecasts. Too bad Congress, not the President, spends the money. So Reagan getting the blame for the enormous deficits are not his fault to a large degree.  There was an agreement between President Reagan and the Congress to cut tax rates and cut spending. Well, the taxes were cut, and when the Congress saw all of this extra money coming in, they broke the agreement and spent it all and then some. This is also when the Congress broke open the Social Security piggy bank and added the money from there into the general fund.

Then you have this quote:

Even Reagan’s “aw shucks” speeches were a construction to burnish his uber-patriot image. “The shining city on a hill” and “It’s morning in America” weren’t Reagan’s words. They were speechwriter Peggy Noonan’s.

Well, what President doesn’t have a speechwrter? Does Barack have the time to craft his own speeches? If he does, he’s not doing the job he was hired to do. The best presidents delegate authority to his staff and advisors. But while you delegate authority, you can never delegate responsibility. That was something I learned in the Navy. So again, President Reagan received the blame due to the actions of those who were under his responsibility, but acted on their own authority.

Ronald Reagan was one of the greatest presidents of not only the 20th Century, but in the history of this nation. He stood fast on his principles even when they were unpopular. I guess he did a pretty good job during his first term, after all, he got a 49 state landslide in 1984. (Extra credit, what state didn’t Reagan win?)

You can’t say that about any of the sleazeballs that the Democrats have offered up, or even elected since.

With the exception of a Jewish carpenter some 2,000 years ago, no one is perfect. To demand such a standard is unrealistic. I just hope whenever the President makes a bad call, he does his best to make it right and not sweep it under the rug in the name of “keeping his poll numbers up.”

 

Guns and bars

This appeared in the Commercial Appeal today: Tennessee seventh in gun related deaths, survey finds.

The article is emphatically against lawfully armed citizens going into an establishment that serves alcohol and not drinking. All the oppents of this bill all assume citizens who have shouldered the responsibility of arming themselves don’t have the willpower to not drink when their friends do.

Matt Lankin, from his ivory tower in Knoxville, quotes the Violence Policy Center extensively. The VPC is part of the Brady anti-gun empire and extremely pro gun control. So they/he trot out old and skewed statistics about lawful use of firearms vs. unlawful use.

For instance, they compare the number of unlawful murders against the number of justifiable shootings that resulted in the death of the criminal. Never mind that that number is about 0.5% of the total lawful defensive uses of a firearm that prevented a crime. In other words, there were at least 400,000 (more like a couple of million) uses of a firearm, where a criminal attempted a crime, the citizen displayed a firearm, and the criminal left, without shots being fired, and likely no police report because nothing happened.

Answer me this, when you are facing down three punks armed with baseball bats who want your wallet, which would you rather do, give up the wallet and still get your ass beat as well as going through the hassle of recovering your identity because they stole it, or pull out a pistol and tell them to go screw themselves?

Remember, in these peoples eyes, a raped and strangled woman is morally superior to a woman with a smoking pistol in her hand and a dead rapist at her feet.

Liberals have always been zealous advocates of our schools and other areas being “gun-free zones.” I would like to challenge the courage of their convictions, and have them proudly post a sign in their front lawn that says, “This home is a gun-free zone” and see what ensues. But you see, that will never happen because they like guns, but in their hands, not yours. That’s why the Bradys go around with armed bodyguards. More equal and all that.

What an Adventure!

This story starts a week or two ago. My wife wanted to get into pottery, and she wanted a particular kind of pottery called raku. She has been very excited about this and her plants, so I let her run with it. First of all, she won a potters wheel in an eBay auction. The sticking point was that the potters wheel was in Plymouth, Indiana, 600 miles away. Then she found a kiln on Craigslist in Anderson, Indiana, somewhat along the way.

So, this past Friday night, a friend and I hopped into his SUV and off we went. Driving at night through Arkansas, Missouri, Illinois and reaching Indiana by daybreak.



We arrived at Plymouth, Indiana about 8:30 and picked up the very heavy, cast iron potters wheel. We threw it into the back of the SUV and off we went. On the way up US31, I saw some aircraft sitting out in a field above a hill. Recognizing one of them as an F-106 Delta Dart, we stopped on our way back. It turned out to be the Grissom Air Museum. They had a wonderful inside display, and over a dozen antique aircraft outside, such as a B-47 Stratojet, F-14 Tomcat, A-10 Warthog, and many others.

Here are some pictures. Click on them for a full size shot. I took them at a very high resolution.









We then continued our journey, arriving at Anderson, Indiana at mid-afternoon. The kiln turned out to be an industrial sized machine, capable of firing several pieces at once. I called my wife while we were there and gave her the model number so she could obtain the manual for it. My wife later told me that this was the biggest model sold by the company. My partner and I then followed the guy we had just bought the kiln from to a storage facility where we picked up a bunch of molds and “furniture” which are disks that separate the pieces being fired from each other.

Now we start our long trip back.

Dragging a U-Haul trailer we picked up in Kokomo, now filled with a kiln, we drove south into Kentucky, and eventually spending the night in a Days Inn in Central City, KY. The only real excitement we had was almost running out of gas along the way. We got well into our reserve because we were dragging that 5×8 loaded trailer up and down the hills of Kentucky.

As another sightseeing point, we stopped off at the Land Between the Lakes and looked at Barkley Dam, here’s a picture of the entrance:




After more hours of driving we finally made it home. Now we got to unload everything, then take the trailer to the U-Haul down the street from me, and we were done!

Forty-four clock hours, over 1,200 miles and six states. All I can say is WOW. And to think I was going to do this alone. I never would have made it by myself.

The parting words of my friend was, “If your wife wants to return this stuff, don’t call me!”