Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' is 'two women under one roof'.
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
The best defensive driving system I have found to date is a passenger leaning out the window with a shotgun.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
It makes sense. Not to me, but it makes sense.
The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.
When you lend your power to someone else, there is nothing to prevent them from using it against you.
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rodgers
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
If something doesn't work, don't do it harder; do something different.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Congress: If it moves, tax it. If it still moves, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it.
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge