Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at in times of challenge and controversy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Never argue with your spuse when she's packing your parachute.
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'
Bob Hope
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.