That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
When you lend your power to someone else, there is nothing to prevent them from using it against you.
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Thank God for the IRS. Without them I’d be stinking rich!
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
An armed society is a polite society.
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
Don't judge a book by its movie.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
Thank God for the IRS. Without them I’d be stinking rich!
Talk is cheap - until lawyers get involved.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.