Well, Pete Kotz at the Nashville Scene has a “wonderful” article: Fear Not, Valued Chili’s Customer, Second Amendment Man Will Save You.

Of course, he uses negative stereotypes, strawmen, and just plain gets the facts wrong. But what I liked was this comment, I cleaned up the links:

Wildfire says:

WOW! The REAL writer was Libtard Man (The name was changed to protect the Liberal agenda).
I wonder why he ued Chili’s for “dangerous”, in his little fugue, instead of using maybe Luby’s Cafeteria in Killeen, TX? Or Wendy’s in Queens, NY? Or maybe San Ysidro, CA McDonald’s? That would have made Libtard Man’s fantasy sounded so much more realistic!

I wonder why Libtard Man “forgot” to use a REAL Second Amendment Man AKA Thomas Glee Terry and Shoney’s Family Restaurant?

History and facts seems to disagree with Libtard Man’s fantasy scenario of “armed resistance will only make it worse”:
Unarmed Columbine (with 5 SWAT Teams on scene and many other cops): 13 murdered/ 24 injured.
Protected by Second Amendment Man: Pearl High School (ARMED vice-principal held the killer until the police FINALLY arrived): 3 murdered/7 injured

Unarmed Virginia Tech (Most victims were murdered AFTER the police were “on scene”): 32 murdered/23 injured
Protected by Second Amendment Man: VA Appalachian School of Law (2 ARMED students held the killer until the police FINALLY arrived): 3 murdered/ 3 injured.

Unarmed Luby’s Cafeteria: 23 murdered/20 injured.
Protected by Second Amendment Man: Shoney’s Family Restaurant (ARMED diner stopped the killers and waited until the police FINALLY arrived): even with multiple armed assailants and 21 hostages no innocent was harmed and assailants were stopped by Concealed carry ARMED CITIZEN Thomas Glenn Terry.
Final Tally:
Unarmed resistance -68 murdered/ 67 injured
Protected by Second Amendment Man: 6 murdered/ 10 injured

All of us can name 5 U.S. “Gun-Free Zone” massacres; can you name 5 “Gun-RICH Zone” (Gun shows, shooting ranges, police stations, etc.) massacres?

Annoy a Libtard: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.

Remember: Mexico is “Gun-Free”

So you see, they offer unsubstatianted hate speech, we offer facts. They offer rhetoric, we have the truth. Kind of makes the fight unfair.