Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
No matter where you go, there you are.
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' is 'two women under one roof'.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
When you lend your power to someone else, there is nothing to prevent them from using it against you.
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' is 'two women under one roof'.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'
Bob Hope
Old Age and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
Avoid clichés like the plague.
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.