Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rodgers
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.