The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Old Age and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
Two feet on the ground is better than one in the mouth.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rodgers
Two feet on the ground is better than one in the mouth.
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Never pull the same trick twice, unless they are expecting it. Then pull the same trick twice.
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.
Franz Kafka
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Toni Hinton
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Toni Hinton
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara