A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
Old Age and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
No matter where you go, there you are.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
An armed society is a polite society.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Never pull the same trick twice, unless they are expecting it. Then pull the same trick twice.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
The early bird might get the worm, but it's the night owl that gets the tequila.
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
It makes sense. Not to me, but it makes sense.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.
Gerald Ford
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'
Bob Hope