The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Toni Hinton
If something doesn't work, don't do it harder; do something different.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rodgers
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' is 'two women under one roof'.
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority over yourself.
Joseph Sobran
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority over yourself.
Joseph Sobran
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!