In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
Congress: If it moves, tax it. If it still moves, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it.
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
Never pull the same trick twice, unless they are expecting it. Then pull the same trick twice.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
The best defensive driving system I have found to date is a passenger leaning out the window with a shotgun.
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
Never argue with your spuse when she's packing your parachute.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
It makes sense. Not to me, but it makes sense.
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.