An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
Old Age and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill.
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
Two feet on the ground is better than one in the mouth.
The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
Never argue with your spuse when she's packing your parachute.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
An armed society is a polite society.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.
Gerald Ford
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rodgers
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill