They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Gunter Grass
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.
Franz Kafka
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Talk is cheap - until lawyers get involved.
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
An armed society is a polite society.
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.
Confucius
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.
The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' is 'two women under one roof'.
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.
Franz Kafka
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
It makes sense. Not to me, but it makes sense.
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at in times of challenge and controversy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan