When you lend your power to someone else, there is nothing to prevent them from using it against you.
The best defensive driving system I have found to date is a passenger leaning out the window with a shotgun.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
An armed society is a polite society.
A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
Never argue with your spuse when she's packing your parachute.
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Gunter Grass
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rodgers
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' is 'two women under one roof'.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Thank God for the IRS. Without them I’d be stinking rich!
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
No matter where you go, there you are.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.