Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
No matter where you go, there you are.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
No matter where you go, there you are.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at in times of challenge and controversy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority over yourself.
Joseph Sobran
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Never argue with your spuse when she's packing your parachute.