Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Never pull the same trick twice, unless they are expecting it. Then pull the same trick twice.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
When you lend your power to someone else, there is nothing to prevent them from using it against you.
The early bird might get the worm, but it's the night owl that gets the tequila.
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
The best defensive driving system I have found to date is a passenger leaning out the window with a shotgun.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
