Two-sided mouths
You know, there are things in this world that I want, but I know they will never come true. One of them being consistency from Liberals.
You know how they yell and scream about pollution, like leaving trash around, damaging the environment. Not only is it ugly, but it's a health and fire hazard as well. Liberals scream bloody murder when someone leaves a gum wrapper laying around, but when it comes to illegals crossing the border, well then it's all right. Don't ask me why it's all right for illegals to cause $62.9 Million worth of cleanup in Arizona alone, but it's okay with the Liberals.
This would be like the Catholics saying, "THIS IS A MORTAL SIN. Except for the people of Philadelphia, they came in first in the scrap iron drive!" I believe the term is "Special Dispensation."
While Liberals are causing much damage to this country by their antics, they wouldn't be as much fun poking at them with a stick like this.