The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
If something doesn't work, don't do it harder; do something different.
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Thank God for the IRS. Without them I’d be stinking rich!
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
Don't judge a book by its movie.
No matter where you go, there you are.
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' is 'two women under one roof'.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
Talk is cheap - until lawyers get involved.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Toni Hinton
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
Never argue with your spuse when she's packing your parachute.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki