You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'
Bob Hope
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'
Bob Hope
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.