We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' is 'two women under one roof'.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.
Gerald Ford
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.