The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
Two feet on the ground is better than one in the mouth.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at in times of challenge and controversy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.