Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
An armed society is a polite society.
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
An armed society is a polite society.
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.