An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rodgers
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.
Confucius
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
If something doesn't work, don't do it harder; do something different.
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
Old Age and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill.
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
