Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.
Franz Kafka
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.
Gerald Ford
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority over yourself.
Joseph Sobran
Talk is cheap - until lawyers get involved.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
The early bird might get the worm, but it's the night owl that gets the tequila.
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
An armed society is a polite society.
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.