The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
Two feet on the ground is better than one in the mouth.
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
An armed society is a polite society.
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
Old Age and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill.
An armed society is a polite society.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
When you lend your power to someone else, there is nothing to prevent them from using it against you.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.