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Dems think their message isn't getting out

Howard "The Scream" Dean, in charge of the Democrat National Committee, thinks that they aren't getting their message out. Dean Says Democrats Must Take Offensive.

I hate to tell you this Howard, but your message is getting out. You are the party for higher taxes and more Welfare. You believe the State should be raising your kids because you're too stupid to do it yourself. You are all for class warfare. When the Voting Rights Act of 1965 was on the floor of the Congress, Democrats opposed it. You stand for Abortion on demand and gay marriage.

Too bad that's not what most of America believes in. Oh, you're message is getting out, and it is repulsing more voters than you could ever hope of reeling in.

So you're going to have to lie to get voters. Very, very few people want more taxes, so you're going to have to say, "I'm against taxes" while campaigning, then raise taxes and say, "It's necessary" while in office.

Good Luck with that message thing. You'll need it.