Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
No matter where you go, there you are.
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
The early bird might get the worm, but it's the night owl that gets the tequila.
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.