Ralph Nader passes on the right.
If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.
Gerald Ford
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Toni Hinton
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Gunter Grass
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority over yourself.
Joseph Sobran
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
When you lend your power to someone else, there is nothing to prevent them from using it against you.
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
