The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
Congress: If it moves, tax it. If it still moves, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it.
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
An armed society is a polite society.
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.
Confucius
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.
Gerald Ford
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Toni Hinton
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
Don't judge a book by its movie.
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority over yourself.
Joseph Sobran
Talk is cheap - until lawyers get involved.
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
