A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.
Gerald Ford
Thank God for the IRS. Without them I’d be stinking rich!
If something doesn't work, don't do it harder; do something different.
An armed society is a polite society.
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
It makes sense. Not to me, but it makes sense.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
The best defensive driving system I have found to date is a passenger leaning out the window with a shotgun.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
When you lend your power to someone else, there is nothing to prevent them from using it against you.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
The best defensive driving system I have found to date is a passenger leaning out the window with a shotgun.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.
Franz Kafka
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
Avoid clichés like the plague.
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at in times of challenge and controversy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.