Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.
Franz Kafka
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rodgers
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority over yourself.
Joseph Sobran
Never argue with your spuse when she's packing your parachute.
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Two feet on the ground is better than one in the mouth.
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.