The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.
Franz Kafka
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Toni Hinton
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.
Gerald Ford
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.
Franz Kafka
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
Congress: If it moves, tax it. If it still moves, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it.
An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at in times of challenge and controversy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
It makes sense. Not to me, but it makes sense.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.