The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
It makes sense. Not to me, but it makes sense.
An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at in times of challenge and controversy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at in times of challenge and controversy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
If something doesn't work, don't do it harder; do something different.
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'
Bob Hope
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.
Confucius
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill