Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rodgers
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Toni Hinton
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent
Avoid clichés like the plague.
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority over yourself.
Joseph Sobran
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
The early bird might get the worm, but it's the night owl that gets the tequila.
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
No matter where you go, there you are.
If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.
Gerald Ford
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.