A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
Claustrophobia: A Texan in Rhode Island.
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
When you lend your power to someone else, there is nothing to prevent them from using it against you.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at in times of challenge and controversy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Toni Hinton
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
No matter where you go, there you are.
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.