A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'
Bob Hope
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
The best defensive driving system I have found to date is a passenger leaning out the window with a shotgun.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.
Franz Kafka
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
If God had intended for man to go about naked, we would have been born without clothes on.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Gunter Grass
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.