The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
A bachelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Never pull the same trick twice, unless they are expecting it. Then pull the same trick twice.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Never argue with your spuse when she's packing your parachute.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
Thank God for the IRS. Without them I’d be stinking rich!
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
No matter where you go, there you are.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at in times of challenge and controversy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Toni Hinton
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
The best defensive driving system I have found to date is a passenger leaning out the window with a shotgun.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.