If you are outnumbered, attack. It confuses them and drives their force inward.
Jedi Proverb
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
It makes sense. Not to me, but it makes sense.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no law, no court, no constitution can save it.
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Gunter Grass
The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Gunter Grass
Avoid clichés like the plague.
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
Congress: If it moves, tax it. If it still moves, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it.
Never pull the same trick twice, unless they are expecting it. Then pull the same trick twice.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.
Gerald Ford
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.
Franz Kafka
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.