An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
James Heironimus, PHD
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
It makes sense. Not to me, but it makes sense.
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Never argue with your spuse when she's packing your parachute.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
The best defensive driving system I have found to date is a passenger leaning out the window with a shotgun.
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.
Confucius
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
Congress: If it moves, tax it. If it still moves, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it.
Skydiving - good till the last drop.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
My idea of fast food is an elk.
Ted Nugent