Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
The early bird might get the worm, but it's the night owl that gets the tequila.
Congress: If it moves, tax it. If it still moves, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
Avoid clichés like the plague.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
Gen. John Sedgewick
Talk is cheap - until lawyers get involved.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
Did you ever notice that anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac and anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot?
George Carlin
The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Gunter Grass
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it!
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
More stuff tonight.