The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
We cannot protect liberty by restricting it.
Bob Chmara
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
When companies ship Styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack it in?
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' is 'two women under one roof'.
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Gunter Grass
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
If something doesn't work, don't do it harder; do something different.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
You know you're getting cynical when you look at a prospective mate and say, 'Is this the person I want my kids to spend every other weekend with?'
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
'The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something... because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people.'
Randy Pausch
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
The best defensive driving system I have found to date is a passenger leaning out the window with a shotgun.
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'
Bob Hope
Those who expect to reap he blessings of Freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
To a Believer no proof is necessary. To a Skeptic no amount of proof is sufficient.
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
You know you're in trouble when you have a wife, a girlfriend, and a note from the bank... All a month overdue.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
The only rule without exception is the rule that states there are no rules without exceptions.
Pliny the Elder
Never argue with your spuse when she's packing your parachute.
No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.