Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Ralph Nader passes on the right.
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
Be wary of strong Drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
The nine scariest words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan
If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
An armed society is a polite society.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't Drink and Derive.
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Gunter Grass
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
George Pataki
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'
Bob Hope
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Jimmy Johnson
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Gen. George S. Patton
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air strike.
Today’s Original Recipe is tomorrow's Extra Crispy.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.
An armed citizenry, willing to fight, is the foundation of civil freedom.
Robert A. Heinlein