Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
The blackest lie is a lie that is half a truth.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.
Patrick Henry
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Annoy a Liberal: Use Facts and Logic, Work, succeed, be armed, protect your family, cherish your Freedoms, don’t rely on the god of Government.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no claim to protection by that state.
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else-you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
No matter where you go, there you are.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.
It makes sense. Not to me, but it makes sense.
Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called.
John Stuart Mill
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Talk is cheap - until lawyers get involved.
Perfection is our goal. Excellence will be tolerated.
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
The law of gross tonnage always applies.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
It makes sense. Not to me, but it makes sense.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
'We don't have the First Amendment, thank God, in Canada.'
Tim Collings, V-chip inventor
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
Teddy Roosevelt
There is a race between engineers making things more idiot proof and the Universe building bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
The only problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is that we get billed for it in triplicate.