Two feet on the ground is better than one in the mouth.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at in times of challenge and controversy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is as powerful as the will and courage of a free people.
Ronald Reagan
It's okay to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Candy corn is not a vegetable.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
The more laws, the less justice.
Cicero
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Politicians are like diapers. Both should be changed regularly & for the same reason.
Lord, make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
William Ralph Inge
I love my Country, I fear my Government.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. >> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem.
Ronald Reagan
Time is Natures way of making sure everything doesn’t all happen at once.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of Liberty.
John F. Kennedy
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
some pains are physical, and some are mental, the one that's both, is dental
e e cummings
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
If Yoda so strong in the force is, why words in the right order he cannot put?
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this to be true.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.
Franz Kafka
Avoid clichés like the plague.
A collaborator is someone who feeds his friends to the alligator, hoping he will be eaten last.
The First Amendment guarantees your right to freedom of speech. It doesn't say anything about anybody having to listen to you.
A bacon & egg breakfast illustrates the difference between involvement & commitment. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
Society is safer when the criminals don't know who's armed.
In the beginning of Change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
That which does not kill us only delays the inevitable.
You know you're getting old when your vices become habits.
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
Only in America will you find the Department of the Interior in charge of everything that's outside.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
The smartest person in the world does not know everything. They know where to find the information they need.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Stalin
Never pull the same trick twice, unless they are expecting it. Then pull the same trick twice.
Failure isn't falling down, it's staying down.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.